The Circus’ Guide to Chiang Mai

As I was writing this the other night, I was watching “Parts Unknown” on CNN where Anthony Bourdain goes to Chiang Mai. It’s my favorite episode and I wanted to make sure I didn’t miss anything. When I woke up, you can only imagine the shock to learn about his untimely death. I am devastated. Even now the tabs are open from looking up his quotes and recommendations. I have looked up to Bourdain for years and drew so much inspiration from his writing and journalism. To combine humor, food, and politics so flawlessly, is such a great talent. He opened worlds and inspired those who would listen and read to buy the ticket and take the ride.

Here’s to you Anthony, may you forever inspire wanderlust, culinary exploration, and a desire to make an impact on the world.

“As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life — and travel — leaves marks on you. Most of the time, those marks — on your body or on your heart — are beautiful. Often, though, they hurt.” – Anthony Bourdain

I am so excited to share my favorite spots in Chiang Mai with you all! I have now been to CNX, 16 times! 16! There are very few places I would even consider going to twice, and I have ended up in Thailand more than anywhere else in the world. At one point I was even looking at property there, and might still be. Here are my favorite hotels, watering holes, and restaurants. (No specific order or ranking, just things I like)

  1. Dusit D2 Hotel

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Honestly the beauty of Thailand in general is how inexpensive you can eat, play, and stay. I ended up at the Dusit last year while on a business trip to get 2017’s ENP trip all set up. They have very modern and spacious rooms, very similar to what you would find on an overnight. They are around the corner from the NIGHTLY Night Bazaar, not to be confused with the Sunday night market. (Not far from that either.) Great breakfast buffet and a nice pool with poolside bar and food. What else do you need?

2. Breakfast World and Beer Garden

BW Do I really need to sell you on this? When you wake up at 4am because of jet-lag, don’t fret! In an hour the gates to Breakfast World will be open. German and Thai owned and operated, you are sure to find exactly what you are craving. From meat plates, to eggs, to all of the veggies; you will find something on this 12 page menu to satisfy your appetite. Did I mention they also have beer? Its 4pm your time at home. Have a breakfast beer. I won’t judge.

3. Chiang Mai Cabaret

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Yes, it is cliche. Yes, it is loud. Yes, it will blow your mind. Go see the Lady Boy Cabaret in the Night Bazaar. (Make sure the tuk-tuk driver knows you want to go to the NIGHT BAZAAR Cabaret and not the one an hour outside of town (where some of our volunteers got talked into last year.) This is one of those things that you throw some back before you get in there. It is loud, it is glittery, and its obnoxious. Anthony Bourdain put it best, “If we had a lady boy show in a sports bar we could watch football, drink a lot of beer, and around beer number eight, bring out the lady boys.” These performers are top notch, broadway worthy, best drag show you have ever been to. It has been around for about 20 years and there’s a reason for that. My favorite is the Rhianna impersonator and she was in love with Greg. What can you do? GO! Also across the street is a food truck area with burritos and wine, those are two kinda hard to find things in Thailand. Burrito you say? Yea, after a week of vegan at the park, us carnivores might want a damn quesadilla.

4. Chiang Mai Boutique House

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I end up staying here a lot. Here’s my thing; it’s usually $10-30 USD depending on the night, and it’s around the corner to the Sunday Night Market. The way we plan your week at ENP, you arrive on Sunday and finish on Sunday. I’ll talk more about the night market in a minute but this place is clean, cheap and has awesome showers. It has a great location and you really can’t beat the price. It’s not the nicest hotel in CNX by any means, but its great if there are 2 or 3 of you splitting a room and don’t plan on spending much time in it. It is my go to for a quick night in CNX and the tuk tuk to the airport the next morning is $4 USD. If you are taking the 6am AirAsia flight out the next morning to head out, it is a great option. Or if you are on a budget this comes highly recommended as it sits right on the south loop that circles the city.

5. Sunday Night Market

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Yea, it actually looks like this. Do NOT plan on staying together in a group of more than 2 or 3. However, it is INCREDIBLE. Jewelry, lamps, art, shoes, clothes, tea pots, massages, and food are just SOME of the things I have brought home with me. With our trip typically falling in October, I take about $200 USD out there with me and do all my Xmas shopping for my (8) siblings as well as a few things for myself. My suitcase is FULL coming home, donate all your stuff at the park so you have room in your bag. And the food… EAT EVERYTHING. If it smells good, EAT IT!

6. DASH Restaurant

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It’s hard to talk about the food in Chiang Mai. You are never going to have a bad meal. From Pizza to Thai, they know how to eat. Not to mention most of your meals are going to be about $3-7 USD even on the fancier side. Dash is in a beautiful teak wood house on the south-central loop of the city. Rated one of the top spots to grab a bite, you might even consider making a reservation if it’s a Friday or Saturday night. Grab a Chang and some Tom Yum and you will not be disappointed. Again Bourdain and his wisdom, “There’s almost an inverse relationship, the more hideous looking a dish the more delicious it is.”

7. Sathu Boutique House

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So I go back and forth recommending this place. I have stayed here twice, usually for under $20. They have a really nice pool, and rooms are small but clean. My thing is that the first year we hosted this trip, I booked two rooms here for 5 people. A little cramped no matter how you slice it, however we were only there for one night and we didn’t care. The woman at the front desk and I about ripped each other apart. The website I booked through (Agoda.com) let me book 1 room for 3 people. She insisted that they couldn’t have 3 people in one room. I pulled up my reservation and everything and she still wouldn’t budge. So I tried to book another room to which she told me I wasn’t allowed on the property anymore. I could go on and on, I think I got one bad apple. The next year, I had someone book a room for me without asking the name of the hotel and ended up back here again. Begrudgingly, I went back and actually had a great experience here. Who knows? I like the location and the pool, walk able to everything and the price is right. More importantly the AC works and breakfast is included.

8. Cooking Classes

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Chiang Mai is the culinary capital of Thailand and perhaps even southeast Asia. There are a million cooking classes and you will come home with some awesome new skills and recipes. They tend to check in early in the morning, then they will take you to the local veggie market to grab ingredients, teach you 2-3 meals, then enjoy! Make sure you give yourself an entire morning. Some are done in peoples homes, and some are done in more commercial kitchens. I haven’t read a bad review about any of them. Find one that works for your schedule. I read about one last year that does a bike tour of the city as well as the markets, sounded really fun.

9. Hot Chili Restaurant

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Just off the Sunday Night Market street, west of Thai Pae gate is the Hot Chili Restaurant. They have traditional Thai as well as a selection of western dishes. The food is good don’t get me wrong but you really want to go for the atmosphere. It is so beautiful inside, with red drapes and swings covered in flowers. Paper umbrellas and vines cover the ceiling. You will for sure need a reservation on any weekend and even most weekdays. If you go early enough, around 4-5 you might be able to grab a table. If for whatever reason you simply cannot get in, walk around the building to the west and there is a pizza place with amazing pizza. I know, I know, you didn’t fly to Asia for pizza. Trust me. When you need some carbs, this is the spot. If Hot Chili is full, you bet I’ll be at the pizza place.

10. Massages

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Two years ago, Alexa and I spent a day getting probably no less than 10 massages. They are standard $5-10 for an hour full body Thai massage. If you pay more than that you’re getting ripped off. My favorite place is Lila Thai Massage and Spa. They are clean, do great work, and offer some of the best facials I have ever had. I frequent there numerous times throughout my visit. I have done a few different packages, and depending on how much time you have the Gold Spa Package was divine. It was about 6 hours, so I was in it for the long haul, but for $40 USD I received:

  • Body scrub with gold leaf
  • Shower
  • Hour full body massage with gold leaf oil
  • Shower
  • Gold leaf restorative body wrap
  • Shower
  • Facial
  • Foot and scalp massage
  • Mani and Pedi

Do you know how much that would cost in the states?!? That’s easily $1000 worth of service for $40!!! If the spa is your thing, wait to do a full body package like that until after your week at the park. You will be dirty and grimy and that’s a great way to go home. If they are booked up, which does happen but not often, you can’t walk more than 10 feet without hitting another spa. Prices are posted outside, and honestly I have gotten a million massages in Thailand at a million different places and they are all about the same. You can’t go wrong.

11. La Meridian Hotel and the Holiday Inn

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Two separate hotels, but they do not need separate reviews. The La Meridian is one of the few 5 star hotels in CNX. I haven’t stayed there but I had cocktails there one night. It is beautiful, probably about $80-100 night. That’s up to you. There are a million hotels and guesthouses in CNX and this one is in the city, personally I think it’s overpriced for CNX when there are so many non-brand name stunning places for a third of the price.

I stayed at the Holiday Inn after last years week because we have points and Alexa and I were flying out first thing in the morning. Rooms were much bigger than a typical Holiday Inn, and it sits off the river on the other side of the city. Meaning you will have to tuk-tuk to shop etc. The buffet though was really great. We were tired and just spent the night at the Night Market, so it was nice to be able to just go back to the hotel, eat and leave. To put it bluntly, if you are used to your creature comforts, or perhaps this is your first time abroad, there’s nothing wrong with doing something familiar. Both these hotels will feel like an overnight, I am simply saying there are a million options. Don’t stay here just because you know the brand.

12. Night Bazaar

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Not to be confused with the Sunday Night Market. The Night Bazaar is on the eastern side of the city just before the river. It is a nightly market with different options from the Sunday Night Market. In 2012 Thailand’s government really cracked down on counterfeit goods. So don’t head to CNX expecting a fake bag or sunglasses. Unfortunately you will have to head to BKK or HKG to get those things (at better quality anyway), but the Night Bazaar will have some things, like backpacks and housewares; simply different items from the Sunday Night Market. You should definitely check it out if not both. The Night Bazaar is dead on Sunday because of the night market, so I try and hit both in the same night if I can. There is a great antique shop as well there if you are looking for decorative items from the late 18-19th century. Also as mentioned earlier this is where all the food trucks are with wine and live music. Grab a tuk-tuk and take a look. Make sure you go all the way back to where the cabaret is for hidden watering holes and live music.

13. Tigers, Monkeys, Bears, Snakes, Oh My!

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DON’T DO IT. YOU ARE HERE FOR AN ELEPHANT SANCTUARY.  It is never ever ok to exploit an animal for entertainment. The VERY popular Tiger Kingdom and Flight of the Gibbons are tourist hell. Tiger Kingdom has been found guilty over and over again by numerous outlets including the Thai government for drugging their tigers. This also applies to the monkey and other animal shows. I am BEGGING you not to go. Is that picture really worth this tiger’s life of being so drugged up everyday? The only way we can end this and similar practices are to educate others, and obviously not go ourselves. Feel free to check out this link, it’s a tear jerker, if you don’t believe me, or better yet, share it and educate others about the atrocities that happen at places like Tiger Kingdom. If you end up doing a guided tour as well make sure there are no elephants involved. Period. MANY “sanctuaries” exist in Thailand. There are only 2 that are legitimate sanctuaries. We will talk all about riding elephants once you get to the park (not ok either) but again, please do not participate in any tourist attraction involving animals. You are going to a world recognized animal sanctuary. There are a million animals there for you to responsibly interact with and actually help the animals.

http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/exposed-thailands-tiger-kingdom-sanctuary-or-sham/

14. Wat Rong Khun

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Wat Rong Khun is perhaps one of the most stunning temples in Thailand. It is privately owned and operated and recently refurbished in the Chiang Rai province, north of Chiang Mai, about 3 hours by car or bus. It is worth the drive. Stunning arches and bridges dot the landscape in this sprawling temple. There are lots of other temples and wats in the city proper. Just make sure you know the proper etiquette for entering and being in the temple. You can check out this link http://thailandforvisitors.com/general/templetikit.html for how to dress and other things to know before you head to any of the temples.

As always feel free to email me or visit our website if you have any questions!

Happy Travels!

*Most photos stolen from Google image search. I have a million photos, but it would take me a year to go through all of them to find these specifics*

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Packing List Nepal Discovery Week and Everest Base Camp Trek 2018

Let’s talk about packing. I get more request for packing tips then anything else. This list is pretty standard, but was made specifically for the upcoming Airline Vigilantes trip to Nepal. It is a good reference point for things not to forget.

BASICS and MUST HAVES

I’m going to highly, highly suggest you use a backpack instead of your roller. When Im volunteering I personally prefer to take my big backpack, not my roller bag. Rollers can be a pain in the ass if your trying to move quickly and stairs always seem to be a problem. I got this one off Amazon and she’s been good to me. Holds everything I need, comes with rain gear, sleeping bag harness and lots of straps to attach everything.

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It’s going to be chilly, but remember you will be staying in guesthouses that will have beds. I usually still bring a light sleeping bag. This one from Amazon is more like a zippered sheet.  However, if you run cold, bring a bigger sleeping bag. If you don’t already own one, you can rent one from REI etc.

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A micro fiber fast-drying towel. “Always travel with a towel.” – Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and solid advice.

Toilet paper and butt wipes. Those should be pretty self-expianatory. Most other countries will not have TP in public bathroom so come prepared. Also many people don’t know that you typically don’t flush the TP. It goes in the trash can next to the toilet. The rest of the world does this, its kinda gross to our Western standards but just roll with it. Its better than flushing it and clogging a toilet on the side of the road in Kathmandu after you’ve unloaded 5 weeks of travelers diarrhea. 

First Aid Kit – This one is probably the most important. You never really understand the worth of a good first-aid kit until you need it. So heres a quick story for ya, and ill go into more detail about it in the Philippines post.

Gross ‘eh?


While living in the Philippines a few years ago, we were working on a construction project after Hurricane Hyaine hit them pretty hard. Construction safety in the Philippines consists of flip flops and a tank top. I had my Toms on, and was moving a saw horse from one site to another. I slid my foot to the left and a giant piece of termite infested wood went through my foot. Through it. We were about 24 hours away by boat from the nearest hospital so first-aid was up to me. I pulled the wood out, sprayed it with what ever anti-septic spray we had and wrapped it up. Fast forward 4 weeks, it’s stupid infected with gangrene and possibly MERSA. I ended up on about 6 months worth of antibiotics and coming extremely close to losing my foot. Heres what your kit should include:

Band aids in all sizes

Anti-Biotic spray

Gauze

Neosporne ointment

Hydrogen peroxide

Q-tips

Tweezers

Anti-septic spray

Benadryl

Motrin

Aspirin

Diamode

Hand sanitizer

Aloe or burn relief

Ibuprofen or some from of a pain killer

ACE wrap

Cipro if you have it

Muscle relax cream

DayQuil

Sleep Aid

Rubbing Alcohol

Salt and re-hydration tablets.

Seems like a lot but its really not, and small amounts of each, for like $20 at Target you can get a small standard one. I highly recommend investing. Even if someone else in your group has one bring some basics of your own. Bags get lost.

A bandana, headband, and/or hanker-chief. I prefer my hanker-chief, it can hold my hair back, become a sweat rag, all kinds of uses, not to mention I look really cool.

You can’t sit with us

Sunglasses. Don’t bring expensive sunglasses, They will get lost/stolen/broken. Polarized is a good option for what we will be doing.

A durable watch. Its not always practical or convenient to pull out your cell phone.

Water bottle or Camel-pack

Sunscreen and bug-spray. I buy these things in the states, they tend to be expensive abroad. 

Chargers for all your devices and power converters. I got my pack of converters at target and I believe I spent $20 on them. Amazon has some good deals too.

A guide book. I live by my Lonely Planet books.

 

 

A Kindle or IPad. Bring IPads, computers, and kindles at your own risk. I don’t usually bring anything besides my phone which doubles as my camera.

Meds. Duh.

  

The only RX I need

 

Gatorade powder is always good to have on hand. If you are doing the trek this could be a life saver.

Zip-lock bags always come in handy. ****Pro tip: I put my non-rev clothes in one that way they still smell fresh when its time to come home.

Flash light and/or headlamp. Late night potty runs

Camera and/or GoPro

Deck of cards, or games. Drinking at night in a large group. This can be fun. Im bringing my Cards Against Humanity.

Wet wipes and body wipes.

Game on.

CLOTHES

OK, so Nepal is the poorest country in the world. I want to you donate literally anything you can spare. That includes any clothes you don’t want to bring home. I will probably end up leaving almost everything I bring there. Heres what I am going to suggest then you decide when you get there what you want to leave.

This list of clothing is primarily for those doing the hike. It will work for both trips, however those doing just the week you will obviously not need as much clothing.

  • Underwear. Bring more pairs than you think you need. Usually however many days + 4 extra pairs. Incase of any accidents. Wicking boxers aren’t a bad idea.
  • 2 Sports bras. Gotta strap those bad boys down. And who wants to wear a normal bra if you don’t have to?
  • Heavyweight long underwear bottoms
  • Heavyweight long underwear top
  • Underamor t-shirts (2-3)
  • Underamor long sleeve (2-3)
  • Mid-weight fleece or soft-shell jacket
  • Mid-weight jacket with hood
  • Convertible hiking pants (zip or break away)
  • Fleece pants or wool leggings
  • Light weight breathable waterproof jacket (honestly I love my old SWA blue shell jacket, it’s the perfect weight for this)
  • Waterproof rain pants
  • Mid-weight gloves and/or wool gloves
  • Waterproof gloves
  • Liner gloves
  • A warm hat or beanie
  • Sun hat
  • Mid-weight socks (7-8 pairs)
  • Liner socks
  • Glacier sunglasses

A fleece or pullover.

Leggings. There $3 at Forever21 and can be donated or thrown out at the end of your trip and make great layering.

1 or two pairs of pants that can get dirty. I don’t like to wear jeans, but you do you.

A pair of hiking pants that can zip or break away.

Long sleeve shirts and Underarmor for layering. Anything that has wicking material.

A pair of shorts isn’t a bad idea.

6+ t-shirts. Usually ones I can donate. Again Forever21 and H&M sell basic t-shirts for about $5 and they can be donated or thrown out. 

A LOT of socks. 2 pairs per day is usually a good rule to follow. Bring some ski socks and some wool socks. Especially if you are doing the trek. Your tootsies are going to be chilly.

 

A beanie or hat of some warmth.

Non-rev clothes. This is something that I still struggle with every time. You want to look nice, if not business casual since were non-revving on other carriers, however you still want to be comfortable and practical. Then theres always the hope of getting upgraded or moved to a better seat. So what I’ve worn recently is either a maxi-skirt or leggings with flats and a nice top. Then I put the top and/or skirt in that handy zip-lock we talked about so its fresh when I have to travel home. Its amazing how quickly some jewelry can dress up just some leggings and a t-shirt. Wear a light sweater too. Its a 16 hour flight to HKG, your gonna get cold.

Just landed in HKG, leggings, nice top and scarf

 

Gloves, a light pair and a heavy pair. 

Bring some gallon sized zip-lock bags for your wet clothes.

An infinity scarf. My doubles as a scarf, headband, sweat rag, face mask, dust mask, skirt, sweater. They are such a versatile item.

Scarves also work as face mask when your in a dust storm

A backpack and small travel lock.

 SHOES

Hiking boots. (For both trips) We will be doing A LOT of walking. If you don’t already own a pair, do your research and find something that fits your budget and lifestyle. Here are some we recommend:

1 pair tennis shoe or running shoe (preferably that you don’t mind if they get wrecked)

TOMS – I live in my TOMS

Crocs or flip flops are a good option for showering, and we don’t know what bathrooms will look like, so if you have room they wont hurt. You can always leave them there.

Really you need to pack what your comfortable wearing. Research the weather, and well be walking and spending a lot of time outdoors. 

HIKING GEAR

This hike is difficult, but remember you are NOT summiting Everest. You will need boots, clothes, and some extra items but nothing extreme.

Some collapsable hiking polls

Headlamp

Good boots

Small backpack

Sleeping bag

Most of what is already mentioned above with clothing stays the same. If we get any other items we will let you know.

TRAVELING NECESSITIES

When Im taking a really long flight I have my standard carry-on items in a backpack or small tote. ****Going out you shouldn’t have an issue carrying on your bag. However coming back you MOST LIKELY WILL HAVE TO CHECK IT. Asia in particular is picky about bags. They will go as far as weighing your bag at security or simply not letting you thru security with a normal crew-sized roller. So plan on checking it and hoping for the best. Have everything important in your carry on.

Travel pillow – I got a really cool one with a hood on it from amazon for $10. You can even crash in a middle seat with this thing!

Eye mask

Ear plugs

Reading material

That sleeping bag doubles as a blanket, but most airlines will give you a blanket and a pillow.

I splurged and got some really nice noise canceling headphones. They don’t always fit the jack to watch movies from the plane, but they will cancel out the screaming child behind me when I want to sleep.

Ambien, What the hell else am I going to do for 16 hours.

Don’t forget big planes have personal TV’s in the seats. Ive never gotten too bored.

PERSONAL ITEMS

For makeup I minimize as much as possible. PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS. I had a girl on one of my last trips rip me a new one when I told her I personally don’t pack makeup, so she didn’t. When we got there all the other women her age brought all their makeup and she was mad that I apparently forced her not to. So heres EXACTLY what I pack.

My Body Shop face regime. (I switched from R+F, I loved them too, but stopped selling and like Body Shop better) I love these products. I don’t sell it anymore but we have a million FA’s that do. I have all but stopped wearing face makeup everyday because my skin looks AMAZING. I wouldn’t promote it if it didn’t work.  When you travel like I do the last thing you want is to be worried about how you look in those travel photos when you’ve been working and sweating all day. This will change your life. 

You can thank me in 6 months when your skin looks 20 years younger

Sephora’s waterproof mascara and eyeliner. 

Bronzer.

Thats it. 

The Body Shop moisturizer has SPF 60 in it, then waterproof mascara. Thats my everyday routine when I’m volunteering. You do you. 

Body Shop makeup removing cleansing cloths. For at night when I need to get sweat and what little makeup I have on, off. 

LUSH brand dry shampoo. This is a miracle product. 

LUSH brand “Sandstone Exfoliating Soap” I have them cut me a piece that fits in a soap container and its super refreshing for removing all that dirt at the end of the day. Smells like lemon and sage too.

LUSH “Toothy Tabs” so your tooth paste doesn’t get thrown away at security and they take up way less space than a tube.

 

No Drought Dry Shampoo, Sandstone soap, Toothy Tabs

I have silicon travel size containers for shampoo and conditioner. Honestly don’t bet on showering everyday. Maybe a wet-wipe bath. Shower time every night was a bit of a scramble who could get there first.

Contact solution, glasses, and extra contacts.

I really like leave in conditioner. Sometimes after a day of sweating theres no way I’m getting a brush through my hair. I throw this in for the night then rinse it out. Does wonders.

Don’t forget your toothbrush and a hairbrush. A pocket mirror comes in handy too.

Tampons and/or girls things if you need them. Finding tampons abroad can be a pain and they are expensive.

SOME IMPORTANT THINGS

Copies of the following:

2 copies of your passport, just in case.

Insurance cards

Drivers license

Crew badge

Reservation and confirmation ( I will provide this for you)

Flight Itinerary, sometimes you need to show proof of return to the states, so if your non revving just book anything even if you don’t end up using it.

People ask a lot about shots and medications. All I recommend is being up to date on your Tetanus shot (one every 10 years unless told by your doctor) You can check the CDC and state.gov website for the country you are going to. I personally just stay up to date on that one, but do what your doctor thinks is best. Most travel vaccines ARE NOT covered by our insurance. So thats completely up to you. Also things like Malaria pills and Cipro are good to have on hand. I have found in my travels that the malaria pills make me sicker and I won’t take them. Remember this is just me. Talk to your doctor about what your plan should be.

ONE MORE TIME

This is my personal list of what I pack and recommend. Do whats best for you. 

Phu Chalet on Phi Phi Island

I head to Thailand about 3-4 times a year for various reasons.

Without sounding like too much of a travel snob, I’m really sick of going. There’s a lot of world to see and I keep ending up in the same spots. With that being said I love Thailand and the Thai people. It’s become a bit of a second home to me where the streets are more familiar than those of Denver. I go mostly for business, organizing the elephant trips and then leading the groups in the fall. I found myself there again with my ex, a pilot, whom I travel with often.

We flew straight from Denver to San Francisco to Hong Kong to Phuket, roughly 20 hours with an hour between each flight. Needless to say, we were numb by the time we landed in Phuket. The journey to the hotel wasn’t even close to over yet. The Phuket pier is another 45 min drive to the other side of town, and then the ferry ride is two hours. Upon arrival in Phi Phi Island, we needed to take another long boat to the hotel on the north side of the island for 30 minutes. That puts us at a grand total of 27 hours and 15 minutes of travel time to get to the hotel.

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We had chosen a beautiful hotel north of the main drag called the Phu Chalet, about $117.00USD per night. (Staying at Phu Chalet, pronounced “Poo” on Phi Phi “pee pee” did not go over my head.) I’ve never stayed on this side of the island, and unknowingly to me, there are no roads connecting Phi Phi Don (where all restaurants and entertainment are) to the north where our hotel was; only water taxis.

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Delirious and exhausted, I looked at Henry and said, “We have to power through. We have to try and stay up for a few more hours to adjust to the time change.” It was roughly 4pm, so I grabbed a beer and we took a water taxi back into town.

 

Phi Phi is a party island. Famous for white sand beaches and full moon parties, the bay is lined with 20-something Aussie’s selling buckets of vodka-redbull to tourist. It’s a good time: if you’re 21 and ready to rage. My body wont take buckets of vodka anymore, but its not going to stop me from a few Changs.

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We went to one of my favorite bars, The Only Bar, at the south point and propped up for some cocktails and food. A few hours later sun was down and we were ready for bed.

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The Only Bar. Google what their famous for..

Making our way back to the pier we were shockingly having a hard time finding a water taxi back to the hotel. It was $700THB ($20USD) coming down, and the one boat willing to take us back wanted $1800THB ($52USD). What?! No. However at this point we didn’t have an option. So we followed him to a long boat, a wooden single engine vessel that looked like it had seen some better days. Henry and I have done some sailing, we actually just got back from a week sailing the BVI’s, and have some basic maritime knowledge, by no means experts, but we knew enough to realize that none of these boats have lights for sailing at night.

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My photo of the longboats wouldn’t load so here’s a stock photo

 

I am fairly drunk, as that’s how I spend a majority of my time in Thailand, I laughed it off and reassured Henry that these guys know these waters like the back of their hands. We jump in the boat and sit waiting to depart. The guy tells us it will just be a minute. 25 minutes later and he has a bag of tools out, a headlamp on and is doing some pretty serious maintenance. Finally the engine comes to life and we set off into the black waters.

The sea was rough to put it lightly. We are getting slammed with wave after wave in this little boat. The moon was almost full so there was some light; however navigating by starlight in a canoe was less than ideal. I looked at Henry and started making a game plan about swimming to shore. The waters surrounding Phi Phi are, for reals, shark infested and we are 300 yards off shore. We’re both good swimmers but that’s not how I wanted to spend my night. The journey is also taking a lot longer as he can’t go full speed in these conditions.

30 minutes into this hell cruise the engine dies. This is not happening. I start busting up laughing. That’s all you can do. The captain now has no control over the vessel. To make things a little more interesting, we are off a stretch of shore that is all cliff with no beach. The surf turned the boat parallel to the waves and I am worried we are going to capsize. This guy pulls out his tool bag again and starts working on the motor. It was running in only 5 minutes but it felt like a lifetime. Now going even slower, the waves are getting bigger and we still have some distance to cover. I had given Henry my wallet and vape to put in his pockets since we were both drenched.

Finally our resort is in sight after almost an hour in our little dinghy.

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It’s looking like this, but pitch black

To back it up, our resort has no dock. The long boats just beach and everyone jumps out in a foot of water. This didn’t even cross my mind until we pull up along side the hotel and the captain can’t dock because the seas are too rough. Fuck. We just went through hell and it’s not even close to over. He starts shining his light into the restaurant to get some of the staff to come down and help. 5 staff members come rushing to shore and immediately jump into the water. The captain gets the boat close enough that they can grab the lines and try and hold the ship for us to disembark. When the tide went out, he yelled for us to jump out right away. I bail without looking back and shakily make my way to shore where staff is waiting. Remember, I am quite drunk and the ocean floor is now slippery rock being low tide. I hear Henry shouting something, but was so focused on apologizing to the woman greeting us to turn back. I hear “FUCK FUCK FUCK” from behind me and the staff is horrified. Henry had slipped backwards on the rocks and went completely under. He had his phone, my wallet, my passport, my vape and his wallet. Everything was drenched. When he got ashore, he shoved everything in my hands and ran like a scolded cat to the room without a second glance at anyone. I asked the kitchen for a bowl of rice to attempt to save Henry’s phone, as it was the first night of our 10-day journey.

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Again, it’s this, but at night. Not fun when you can’t see the rocks…

When I got up to the room Henry was showering and laughing. I was quite concerned he was pissed, but very relieved to know he wasn’t mad at me. I honestly had no idea. Lesson learned, stay on the side of the island where you want to spend time or plan accordingly. Thankfully Henry is the kind of human that can live without his phone for a week (it was completely lifeless) and didn’t care too much. The rest of the trip went without too much incident and some good times in Chiang Mai and Hong Kong.

Revised Packing List Thailand ENP 2019

Let’s talk about packing. I get more request for packing tips then anything else. This list is pretty standard, but was made specifically for the upcoming Airline Vigilantes trip to Thailand. It really can be applied to most trips and is a good reference point for things not to forget.

BASICS and MUST HAVES

When Im volunteering I personally prefer to take my big backpack, not my roller bag. Rollers can be a pain in the ass if your trying to move quickly and stairs always seem to be a problem. I got this one off Amazon and she’s been good to me. Holds everything I need, comes with rain gear, sleeping bag harness and lots of straps to attach everything.

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For warmer climates, like Thailand, I usually carry a light sleeping bag. Its more like a blanket with a zipper. This doubles as a travel blanket and is good for the far too many times I’ve had to crash in the airport. 

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A micro fiber fast-drying towel. “Always travel with a towel.” – Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and solid advice.

Toilet paper and butt wipes. Those should be pretty self-expianatory. Most other countries will not have TP in public bathroom so come prepared. Also many people don’t know that you typically don’t flush the TP. It goes in the trash can next to the toilet. The rest of the world does this, its kinda gross to our American standards but just roll with it. Its better than flushing it and clogging a toilet on the side of the road in Cambodia after you’ve unloaded 5 weeks of travelers diarrhea. 

First Aid Kit – This one is probably the most important. You never really understand the worth of a good first-aid kit until you need it. So heres a quick story for ya, and ill go into more detail about it in the Philippines post.

Gross ‘eh?

 

 While living in the Philippines last year, we were working on a construction project after Hurricane Hyaine hit them pretty hard. Construction safety in the Philippines consists of flip flops and a tank top. I had my Toms on, and was moving a saw horse from one site to another. I slid my foot to the left and a giant piece of termite infested wood went through my foot. Through it. We were about 24 hours away by boat from the nearest hospital so first-aid was up to me. I pulled the wood out, sprayed it with what ever anti-septic spray we had and wrapped it up. Fast forward 4 weeks, it’s stupid infected with gangrene and possibly MERSA. I ended up on about 6 months worth of antibiotics and coming extremely close to losing my foot. Heres what your kit should include:

Band aids in all sizes

Anti-Biotic spray

Gauze

Neosporne ointment

Hydrogen peroxide

Q-tips

Tweezers

Anti-septic spray

Benadryl

Motrin

Aspirin

Diamode

Hand sanitizer

Aloe or burn relief

Ibuprofen or some from of a pain killer

ACE wrap

Cipro if you have it

Muscle relax cream

DayQuil

Sleep Aid

Rubbing Alcohol

Salt and re-hydration tablets.

Seems like a lot but its really not, and small amounts of each, for like $20 at Target you can get a small standard one. I highly recommend investing. Even if someone else in your group has one bring some basics of your own. Bags get lost.

A ball-cap, or hat of some kind.

A bandana, headband, and/or hanker-chief. I prefer my hanker-chief, it can hold my hair back, become a sweat rag, all kinds of uses, not to mention I look really cool.

You can’t sit with us

 

Sunglasses. Don’t bring expensive sunglasses, They will get lost/stolen/broken. Also in Thailand in particular you can by a good pair of knock-offs for about $3. 

A durable watch. Its not always practical or convenient to pull out your cell phone.

Water bottle or Camel-pack

Sunscreen and bug-spray. I buy these things in the states, they tend to be expensive abroad. 

Chargers for all your devices and power converters. I got my pack of converters at target and I believe I spent $20 on them. Amazon has some good deals too.

A guide book. I live by my Lonely Planet books.

 

A Kindle or IPad. Bring IPads, computers, and kindles at your own risk. I don’t usually bring anything besides my phone which doubles as my camera.

Meds. Duh.

  

The only RX I need

The only RX I need

 

Gatorade powder is always good to have on hand. Its going to be hot and your going to be tired.

Zip-lock bags always come in handy. ****Pro tip: I put my non-rev clothes in one that way they still smell fresh when its time to come home.

Flash light and/or headlamp. Late night potty runs

Camera and/or GoPro

Deck of cards, or games. Drinking at night in a large group. This can be fun. Im bringing my Cards Against Humanity.

Wet wipes and body wipes.

Game on.

Game on.

CLOTHES

Heres what I pack, then I usually end up donating most of it and buying new pieces while I’m there.

Light rain jacket. It will probably rain at some point.

Work gloves! Yes you will be shoveling poop.

Leggings. There $3 at Forever21 and can be donated or thrown out at the end of your trip.

1 or two pairs of pants that can get dirty

Long sleeve shirt that will get dirty

3 pairs of shorts. 2 gym-type shorts, and one pair of jean shorts. I like my Soffee shorts from my cheerleading days.

3 t-shirts. Usually ones I can donate. Again Forever21 and H&M sell basic t-shirts for about $5 and they can be donated or thrown out. T-shirts in Thailand are like $2 a piece and have a cool story when you come home.

Standard volunteer uniform

 

2 Sports bras. Gotta strap those bad boys down. And who wants to wear a normal bra if you don’t have to?

Non-rev clothes. This is something that I still struggle with every time. You want to look nice, if not business casual since were non-revving on other carriers, however you still want to be comfortable and practical. Then theres always the hope of getting upgraded or moved to a better seat. So what I’ve worn recently is either a maxi-skirt or leggings with flats and a nice top. Then I put the top and/or skirt in that handy zip-lock we talked about so its fresh when I have to travel home. Its amazing how quickly some jewelry can dress up just some leggings and a t-shirt. Wear a light sweater too. Its a 16 hour flight to HKG, your gonna get cold.

Just landed in HKG, leggings, nice top and scarf

 

Swim suit. Something that you won’t mind if you loose it. 

Bring some gallon sized zip-lock bags for your wet clothes.

Socks, underware. Bring more pairs than you think you need. Usually however many days + 4 extra pairs. Incase of any accidents.

An infinity scarf. My doubles as a scarf, headband, sweat rag, face mask, dust mask, skirt, sweater. They are such a versatile item.

Scarves also work as face mask when your in a dust storm

 

An over-the-shoulder purse. Something deep that can’t be grabbed away. Or if you prefer a backpack a small travel lock.

The purse. Not how fierce I look

 

SHOES

2 pair flip-flops

1 pair tennis shoe or running shoe (preferably that you don’t mind if they get wrecked)

Work boots will make your life so much easier or rain boots! Make room for them!

TOMS – I live in my TOMS

Crocs are a good option too, and you’ll look really cool.

Really you need to pack what your comfortable wearing. Research the weather, and well be working outdoors. 

TRAVELING NECESSITIES

When Im taking a really long flight I have my standard carry-on items in a backpack or small tote. ****Going out you shouldn’t have an issue carrying on your bag. However coming back you MOST LIKELY WILL HAVE TO CHECK IT. Asia in particular is picky about bags. They will go as far as weighing your bag at security or simply not letting you thru security with a normal crew-sized roller. So plan on checking it and hoping for the best. Have everything important in your carry on.

Travel pillow – I got a really cool one with a hood on it from amazon for $10. You can even crash in a middle seat with this thing!

Eye mask

Ear plugs

Reading material

That sleeping bag doubles as a blanket, but most airlines will give you a blanket and a pillow.

I splurged and got some really nice noise canceling headphones. They don’t always fit the jack to watch movies from the plane, but they will cancel out the screaming child behind me when I want to sleep.

Ambien, What the hell else am I going to do for 16 hours.

Don’t forget big planes have personal TV’s in the seats. Ive never gotten too bored.

PERSONAL ITEMS

For makeup I minimize as much as possible. PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS. I had a girl on one of my last trips rip me a new one when I told her I personally don’t pack makeup, so she didn’t. When we got there all the other women her age brought all their makeup and she was mad that I apparently forced her not to. So heres EXACTLY what I pack.

My R+F Redefine regime. I love these products. I don’t sell it anymore but we have a million FA’s that do. I have all but stopped wearing face makeup everyday because my skin looks AMAZING. I wouldn’t promote it if it didn’t work.  When you travel like I do the last thing you want is to be worried about how you look in those travel photos when you’ve been working and sweating all day. This will change your life. 

You can thank me in 6 months when your skin looks 20 years younger

 

Sephora’s waterproof mascara and eyeliner. 

Bronzer.

Thats it. 

The R+F has my moisturizer and SPF 60 in it, then waterproof mascara. Thats my everyday routine when I’m volunteering. You do you. 

R+F makeup removing cleansing cloths. For at night when I need to get sweat and what little makeup I have on, off. 

LUSH brand dry shampoo. This is a miracle product. 

LUSH brand “Sandstone Exfoliating Soap” I have them cut me a piece that fits in a soap container and its super refreshing for removing all that dirt at the end of the day. Smells like lemon and sage too.

LUSH “Toothy Tabs” so your tooth paste doesn’t get thrown away at security and they take up way less space than a tube.

 

No Drought Dry Shampoo, Sandstone soap, Toothy Tabs

I have silicon travel size containers for shampoo and conditioner. Honestly don’t bet on showering everyday. Maybe a wet-wipe bath. Shower time every night was a bit of a scramble who could get there first.

Contact solution, glasses, and extra contacts.

I really like leave in conditioner. Sometimes after a day of sweating theres no way I’m getting a brush through my hair. I throw this in for the night then rinse it out. Does wonders.

Don’t forget your toothbrush and a hairbrush. A pocket mirror comes in handy too.

Tampons and/or girls things if you need them. Finding tampons abroad can be a pain and they are expensive.

SOME IMPORTANT THINGS

Copies of the following:

2 copies of your passport, just in case.

Insurance cards

Drivers license

Crew badge

ENP reservation and confirmation ( I will provide this for you)

Flight Itinerary, sometimes you need to show proof of return to the states, so if your non revving just book anything even if you don’t end up using it.

People ask a lot about shots and medications. All I recommend is being up to date on your Tetanus shot (one every 10 years unless told by your doctor) You can check the CDC and state.gov website for the country you are going to. I personally just stay up to date on that one, but do what your doctor thinks is best. Most travel vaccines ARE NOT covered by our insurance. So thats completely up to you. Also things like Malaria pills and Cipro are good to have on hand. I have found in my travels that the malaria pills make me sicker and I won’t take them. Remember this is just me. Talk to your doctor about what your plan should be.

ONE MORE TIME

This is my personal list of what I pack and recommend. Do whats best for you. 

Elephant Nature Park SWAVIG Trip 2015, “Lek, the elephant whisperer.”

This post was originally written in 2015 when we took our first group to the park. There have been a lot of positive changes! There is now an ATM at the park as well as a coffee shop! YAY! The work and trip itself has stayed the same for the most part and updates are in parenthesis in respective paragraphs.  – April 2019

This was the first big trip we took as an organization! Very exciting! 33 passionate employees, their friends and family joined us on a journey to Chiang Mai, Thailand for a week at the Elephant Nature Park. An elephant sanctuary for abused and exploited elephants.

We are planning on making this an annual trip and this is a good recount of what we did and what to expect. There are two follow up articles coming soon for further reading. Sorry there isn’t much of an intro. I will talk about the traveling to/from in the next article

Enjoy!

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Arriving in Chiang Mai

We were all required to be in Chaing Mai by Sunday and the project started on Monday. Included in the program fee is transportation from their offices in the city up to the park, which is about an hour and a half north of Chiang Mai. ENP as of 11/1/17, raised their price, and we as an organization to continue to partner with ENP, have had to raise the price to $525.00USD for the total program fee. That includes food, lodging and transportation at the park.

Most of us stayed at Hotel M, a mid range price hotel in the heart of town for about $40-80 booked ahead of time online, comfy beds and moderate rooms. Others, myself included, stayed at the Sathu Boutique Guesthouse a few blocks away and I would NOT recommend it. The rooms were extremely small and the beds were sub-par. It was $28 a night and even by Thai standards was not worth it. The staff was extremely rude as well and wouldn’t let anyone, including myself on the property if we weren’t staying there which became troublesome with a group our size. We dealt with it being it was just for the night and we all knew we were heading for an amazing project.

The Sathu Boutique Guesthouse - beautiful property but rude staff

The Sathu Boutique Guesthouse – beautiful property but rude staff

Make sure to have extra Baht about 2500THB ($80USD) upon arriving at the park as they have a small concession stand with fresh coconuts, sodas, snacks and Chang beer, wine and liquor. They also have Thai massages in the evening for 150THB ($5USD). Yes, you are reading that right, $5 for an hour massage. There is now an ATM at the park (4/10/19) so if you need to pull out more cash you can.

The accommodations are a bit rustic. There are rooms with 2, 3, 4 and 5 beds to them. Each bed has mosquito netting over the whole thing. The walls are thin and you can hear people talking so make sure to bring earplugs from work and an eye mask as well. Bathrooms are dorm style and can be a little rough if you’re scared of bugs. There is WIFI in public areas but works intermittently, and doesn’t work at all if the day trips are here too. I recommend getting a data plan or a SIM card with unlimited data if you would like to Face Time or chat with your family and friends at home.

Standard room with mosquito net over bed

Standard room with mosquito net over bed

Day 1&2

We woke up at 545am and met for yoga in the morning. A nice peaceful way to start our morning with good energy and watching the sunrise over the mountains with elephant sounds in the background.

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Photo property of Talesfromtheflyingcircus

Breakfast is at 7am and is a buffet style; all vegan. There is a selection of toast and jams, fresh fruit, beans, egg substitute cooked in different ways, steamed veggies, coffee and tea. One of our favorite items was toast covered in almond butter with sliced bananas on top.

Work starts at 8am.

Everyone is split into groups of about 10-14, we had 33 in our AV group and then there were about 20 other people here from all over the world. So 5 different work groups. Each work group is given a different job depending on the day, and they rotate daily.

The first day our group was combined with 2 other groups to clean up poop and clean out the elephant shelters. For this job and since it was our first day we showed up in flip-flops and shorts. It wasn’t really a problem and wasn’t too uncomfortable, we weren’t overly dirty. Its not easy work, its hot and you are shoveling heavy mounds of dirt and bamboo into the back of trucks. With the 3 groups combined we had all the shelters and poop scooped up in about 2 hours. Water breaks are a must and sunscreen. There is quite a bit of downtime in between finishing work and meals and it’s a great time to grab a snack or a drink from the snack stand and observe the elephants.

Kristen scooping poop!

Kristen scooping poop!

Lunch is between 1115 and 1145 and is another amazing colorful selection of rice, noodles, tofu, veggies and a salad bar in every style you can imagine. All the food comes from local farms and is vegan organic. Did not have a bad meal there and every thing was amazing. (And healthy.)

Work starts again at 1p most days, but day one we had a welcome talk about rules and expectations and how to act around the elephants. Very educational. I wasn’t really sure what to expect while we were here. I had no idea that riding, and touching the elephants are actually a harmful tourist attraction and ENP is in the process of trying to change that. I will get back to that a little later.

Digging holes to plant trees

Digging holes to plant trees

We had free time after that and spent some time bonding as a group then every week with each group of volunteers, the local village shaman comes up to bless the week and volunteers. It was beautiful. He chants and blesses the groups with holy water and gives each a wish bracelet and when it falls off you are supposed to hang it on a tree branch for good intention. The entire ceremony was about 45 minutes and a very nice way to end the evening. We grabbed some beers as a group then headed to bed early.

Welcome blessing ceremony

Welcome blessing ceremony

Day 3

CORN DAY!

Mo hauling corn

Mo hauling corn

So the morning started with breakfast again with a divine assortment of fruits and veggies and the norm. Then we broke off into work groups again. Some were doing poo again and some were cleaning the park. We headed an hour north in an open work trunk while sitting in the bed, to a field owned by a local farmer. ENP outsources their crops and brings jobs and money into the local economy into surrounding villages. Once we arrived at the cornfield, we were each given a scythe to cut the corn by hand and harvest it. It was hard, long, sweaty work (sexual innuendo intended) but it was fun. We would cut down 20 stalks and pile them for loading into truck. (Update as of April 2019, we haven’t had a corn day at the park since 2015, it’s just based on need and projects. We have also done a few other off site special projects in the past.)

Riding home on the beer truck, Chang included

Riding home on the beer truck, Chang included

Keep a positive attitude and everything will be ok! They provided a yummy lunch for us at the field.  We had to ride back on top of the corn for an hour drive back. According to our VC (volunteer coordinator) no one has been hurt yet! Our group did an amazing job and got to go tubing down the river upon our return. For this project, we needed pants, a long sleeve shirt, a hat, gloves, close toe shoes, sunscreen and water.

After the tubing we came back to shower. Showering here can be a bit of an adventure. There are about 7 showers and everyone, especially in a group our size, is fighting for first dibs. The water tends to be cold and water pressure doesn’t really exist. The showers are outside and open to the bugs, I had to keep one eye on the spider on the wall that was the size of a small cat.

This picture doesn't do this spider justice

This picture doesn’t do this spider justice

Peter and I found that the “community shower” in the main area has hot water and water pressure, the only catch is that you then have to walk back through the entire park in your towel if you forgot to bring clean clothes with you, like I did.

Looks like another SWA over-night. (photo courtesy of Wayne Tipton)

Looks like another SWA over-night. (photo courtesy of Wayne Tipton)

We spent the rest of the night mingling with other volunteer and having a few beers outside. We had brought some card games to pass the downtime that were a great icebreaker. Notice the trend of beers in the evening.

Day 4

Wednesday we were assigned park clean up which meant walking around the different areas of the park and collecting bamboo piles and elephant poo that’s out in the field. Each project takes about 3 hours and then breaks for lunch. By this day people are starting to fall into the routine of how our days will be.

Afternoon activities included an “elephant walk”.  It was about a two-hour walk around the whole park meeting the different elephants. It was extremely hot so don’t forget to fill your water with ice before you leave.

She had purple medicine on her feet

She had purple medicine on her feet

The sanctuary is also home to a dog and cat rescue. ENP is home to more than 400 dogs that are looking for their forever home. Volunteers can work specifically in just the dog volunteer program or swap out a day at the Elephant park for a day walking the dogs and playing with them. Many volunteers go up to the dog park after lunch in between activities to walk the dogs as well. ENP is always looking for people to escort dogs all around the world on their flights. Something to consider for next years group. Or you can always adopt if you fall in love with one of them!

Memphis was a good dog. He slept outside our rooms at night and would follow us to our job sites.

Memphis was a good dog. He slept outside our rooms at night and would follow us to our job sites.

That night there was an hour video detailing the elephant tourist industry and the atrocities that face the elephants in South East Asia. It was graphic, but something I feel we all needed to see to truly understand what is happening with the elephants you see carrying tourist and begging for food in the street. I will get more into that later.

Day 5

Breakfast was the norm and we were on elephant food duty, where we unloaded trucks of watermelon and pumpkin.  This might sound easy but it was a lot of work.  The trucks come in with hundreds of melons and it was easiest, and fun to make a production line.  You toss the melons down the line until they are in their respective places. A blast! We had music going, team cheers, and whenever someone would drop a melon the whole camp would shout! Got some serious bruises from being pegged in different places on my body with 3+ pound watermelons. After the trucks are unloaded, we needed to clean the melons by scrubbing them in a trough of water.  Once they are cleaned they are ready to be fed to the elephant.

Washing pumpkins

Washing pumpkins

We then got to make the elephant treats! Nasty work. For me at least. I would rather scoop poop everyday than be covered in sticky honey textured tamarind. Anxiety much? There’s not a whole lot i’ll actually say, “no.” to but I wasn’t going to do this. I was on DJ duty. The group sat in a circle around a tub of tamarind and formed sticky sweet elephant treats. Guess they really go nuts over tamarind, salt and sugar balls. The treats are then given to the elephant mahouts (the people who watch over the elephants) who give to elephants for positive reinforcement. It’s also a great way for staff to hide medicine for the elephants, kind of like giving your dog a treat with a pill inside.

Nasty sticky balls

Nasty sticky balls

That afternoon, it was time to plant grass. We went out to one of the main fields and starting pulling up the roots of some of the Bermuda grass that has taken over that field. After we collected 5-6 baskets full of roots they bussed us up to another area of the park to start planting. Let’s be honest, we just weeded a field for them to play soccer on. JK. Planting consisted of hoeing a small hole about 2-5 inches deep and burying 2-3 lines of the Bermuda grass root. It started pouring rain, but the scenery was quite spectacular with the green glistening around us. This took about 2 hours, but there were about 20 volunteers helping so it went by pretty quick when everyone was working. In between the root pulling and truck up to the planting site, I had to take care of some administrative work. I ended up getting separated from my group. I ran into Teri and Jay who were just getting back from their corn day. Teri bought me a beer and insisted I go tubing with them. As much as I would have Luved to do that, as a group leader I knew I needed to show up to my planting site. So why not with a beer in hand? Way easier to plant grass with a beer.

Yea we weeded this field, then replanted the roots.

Yea we weeded this field, then replanted the roots.

In the evening we headed up to the conference room to have a Q&A with a park trainer about positive reinforcement training. Chrissy, a former orca trainer at Busch Gardens in Florida, discussed how the elephants, although not in a captive environment anymore, still need some form of training to receive medical attention and care from their mahout and staff at ENP. Instead of violent training methods, ENP hired on Chrissy to bring “Positive Reinforcement Training” to the park. She will reward the elephant, and discipline in a non-violent manner to get the elephant the proper care needed. She was very transparent and real about her approach to training and the park in general. Some examples she included were about an elephant that would get extremely food aggressive when at the platform. Instead of the “normal” Thai way of using force and a bull-hook, she used a squirt gun with water to let the elephant know when they needed to calm down. Also she uses her training for medical assistance. Other elephants she would reward with a tamarind ball if they didn’t lash out during routine checkups and vaccinations. Her goals for the park were very straightforward and positive. Ideally she would like to see the park not have the feeding platform at all (Where day trip tourist feed the elephants) and also see the park not have an “elephant bathing” session everyday. (Where park guest can throw buckets of water on the elephants and help bathe them) She continued that both these activities aren’t necessary for the park to continue to be profitable, but it is a bit of a vicious circle. Bottom line, tourists like doing these things. It’s not really harming the elephants, however it’s also a bit contradictory to the entire goal of a completely free-range park. An extremely interesting conversation and good insight to what park goals are. (Update from April 2019, Chrissy is no longer at the park)

"Bathing" the elephants

“Bathing” the elephants

Take advantage of the massages offered every night between 3-9pm. Also, there are laundry services provided.  The services arrives at the park about 3pm every day and leave at 5:30pm.  You can drop off any clothes you want washed and they return them back to the park the next day between the same times. It is very cheap and super efficient to use so all your clothes are clean for you to head home. ENP will take any and all donations you have. I left over half my bag with them. Clothes, shoes, work boots, gloves, these are all things the park really needs and you don’t want to haul home with you anyway, It also cleared up my bag for shopping back in Chiang Mai.

Day 6

Melon stacking

Melon stacking

Today is the last day of work!!!!! Almost done. We scooped poop again in the morning and then went to help unload all the food trucks.  The afternoon is a rest day before leaving in the morning. Lek, The founder of ENP, spoke to us about where she started, how she got involved and what we can do to help. This woman is a true inspiration.

From Save Elephant Foundation

Sangduen “Lek” Chailert was born in 1962 in the small hill tribe village of Baan Lao, two hours north of Chiang Mai in northern Thailand. Her love for elephants began when her grandfather, a traditional healer, received a baby elephant as payment for saving a mans life. Lek would spend many hours with her newfound friend, named Tongkum (Golden One), resulting in a passion that would shape the rest of her life, as well as the lives of others.

With a love and respect for her country’s national symbol, and the knowledge that they were becoming endangered, Lek began advocating for the rights and welfare of the Asian elephants in Thailand. In an industry steeped in tradition, advocating for positive change in the ways domestic and wild Asian elephants are treated has not been an easy battle. However, with hard work and determination her voice is now internationally recognized. In addition to several documentaries produced by National Geographic, Discovery, Animal Planet and the BBC, Lek has also won many honorary awards.

Lek’s mission continues to affect others as her voice is heard throughout the world. Her story and voice have made an impact in the minds of all who give their lives to animal welfare and conservation. Lek’s mission to save the Asian elephants continues to expand. She has formed the Save Elephant Foundation and a dedicated team works tirelessly by her side to protect the Asian elephant.

Today, Lek continues to be at the forefront of elephant (and other animal rights causes), raising international awareness and encouraging other countries in the region to follow her lead, as well as helping provide sustainable alternatives to local villages. At the same time, she maintains special relationships with the animals she rescues. Most days, she can be found at Elephant Nature Park spending time with the rescued herd.

After her speech, all of us were visibly moved, and many including myself in tears. You can hear her passion and determination in her voice. She spoke about every elephant as if the elephant was a close friend. I gave her a hug and introduced myself and my goals for my non-profit and how we would like to continue working hand in hand with this incredible foundation.

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Day 7

By the end of the week, let’s be honest, everyone has checked out.

To my group’s credit, they all headed to the food truck to help unload and scrub pumpkins and watermelons after breakfast. Awesome job guys! After about 2 hours of work everyone went back to their rooms to pack up and make a pile of donations. We said goodbye to the friends we had made at the park as well as the friends we had made in our group. Many of us continued traveling on after and the others headed back to the states. We arrived back in Chiang Mai at about 1p Sunday. Every Sunday in Chiang Mai they hold the Sunday Night Market. Amazing and super cheap shopping. I managed to finish all my Christmas shopping for about $100. I have 7 siblings so to get all my shopping done before Halloween and for $100?! Yea I’m impressed too. Art, jewelry, crafts, decor, you name it and you can find something unique at the market. We learned the hard way this is NOT the market for counterfeit goods. I was a little disappointed. I had a long list from my parents wanting fake bags and electronics. Every other market I have ever been to in SE Asia has these things but after talking to a few locals the government cracked down on this in this particular market. If you want these things, get them in Hong Kong or Cambodia.

The Chiang Mai Boutique Hotel, best bang for your buck at $28/night for a double room

The Chiang Mai Boutique Hotel, best bang for your buck at $28/night for a double room

In closing this trip was life changing. It was a beautiful experience and so educational. I got so much out of this physically and emotionally I’m having a hard time putting it into words. I can only hope that everyone who visits falls in love the way I did. With the park, the people, the land, and the animals. Can’t wait to take you all there next year!

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Cheers!

Thailand is “near-international,” right?

Blogging. Something I never thought I would do. I am a terrible writer, and speller, and I really like run-on sentences. Not to mention my grammar is sub-par at best. If you are willing to sit through all that, I am pretty cool. I was asked to start a travel blog, and thought “why the hell not” people must be sick of all my Insta and FB post anyway.

I am a flight attendant for a major US carrier. I was recently called a “carnie” or “carney” if you will. Like circus folk. I gave the person who called me this the most perplexed look, so she explained.. “You travel from place to place and put on your show. You sing, dance, serve drinks, then usher people out.” She went on, “You especially meet the mold. You curse far too often, drink way to much, and smoke like a fish.” (yes, she said smoke like a fish) It was brilliant. I really cant think of any other perfect way to describe what I do. Therefor, the Flying Circus was born.

I can see myself occasionally posting about work, and there are a plethora of stories to be told, however traveling is the only reason I put on that song and dance everyday. I like to run away. 75 countries and counting. For my age, I’d say Im doing pretty good. I plan on adding outer space to that list before too long.

Here’s the thing with sky-people (my fellow airline carnies) most don’t use the travel benefits they have. We fly 100% for free domestically on any carrier, and fly for pennies internationally. Im talking about $45 roundtrip to Europe. Most people would kill to have those kind of perks. Not to mention we have full control over our schedules so there is really no reason not to fly away. I get it too. People have lives, children, grand-children, etc, but com’on. We put up with way too much BS everyday with the flying public not to run away.

I run a non-profit, attempting to finish grad school, flying when I can, traveling a lot, and maintaining my social life. I am fucking busy. I enjoy sharing these obnoxious stories. I update when I feel inspired to write. Stay tuned.